Icky. Not Cute. Kid Bots (Part 1)

Meowie Silvercloud "has female robotic parts"

 In my search for SL cuteness, I followed the kidbot story in the Alphaville Herald with interest.  But things got very dark and murky quickly with a follow-up article.  Despite its hard hitting title,  the piece proved to be a lighterhearted “interview”  between one of the Dreamscape KidsBotz, and Pixeleen’s own bot, Tizzy (who is NOT as cute as me.)

 

So lil’ Kitty went in there neko guns blazin’ to dig the real dirt…and it didn’t take much diggin’!  (By the way, I ain’t giving out no slurls for this place, it don’t, as I will show, deserve free publicity.)

 

Kitty’s Spai was met by the store’s Greeter Bot, a deciptively cute Neko Kidbot called Meowie Silvercloud. 

Cute as a button?

She looked cute as a button.  So cute that if I had’nt got my shoulder bunny (who sings my fav song, ‘bunny party’ whenever I rez, lol), I would have adopted her on the spot to be my online kid neko sister…

 

Meowie Silvercloud: Hello! Welcome to the KidsBotz Adoption Agency. — While we’z are robots, we are really neat, we walk, follow, sit, stand, use animation balls, even talk (respond to over 3 million words and phrases), and much more! — We are NOT camping or traffic bots. All of our KidBots here are up for adoption. Touch the info signz on the wall for infos. *giggles*

 

“Much more”, indeed.  Pix ‘n’ her personal style consultant Tizzy were apparently too busy playing for laughs to do something basic like taking a look at a few of these kid’z profiles.

 

Looky here:

 

Erm, like a arm or a leg or a nose or neko toes? Well sure.  But Dreamscape’s marketing spiel is replete with tacky double entendres (like the name “kidsbotz” itself…with that troubling redundant “s” in the middle, which subtly morphs its meaning.)

Do Meowie and her friends also come with a robotic barf bag, because I need one.   

Take my advice kidz and get chickinz or a bunneh!

 

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